moonit makes connections at techcrunch

Posted by mason at 9:27 am on Friday, September 18th, 2009.

Moonit was on fire at TechCrunch in SF this past week, running relationship assessments for everybody's significant others, husbands, wives, crushes, exes, doormen, roommates, mother-in-laws, college buddies, and business partners on the DemoPit floor of TechCrunch50 2009. One thing we didn't realize was just how rewarding it would be to see our users' responses, which ranged from complete shock and disbelief to sheer joy and laughter… It's nice when you get the chance to put a smile on someone's face on such a hectic day for everyone. And one of these people was Troy, the (at first glance) imposing security guard in charge of monitoring all the comings-and-goings at TechCrunch.

At one point, Moonit was illegally hanging out in the press area doing a phone interview with a VIP blogger, and we couldn't afford to get uprooted during the call. When Troy got on Moonit's case about being in there, repeatedly asking us to leave or he'd "lose his job," Moonit cut a deal with him: we'd figure out his crazy love life in exchange for hanging out in the press area.

Troy gave us info on not one but four ladies he's juggling right now! Turns out Troy is 46 and "doesn't have any more time to do any training on the job" when it comes to these women. So here's the breakdown:

• The first one, his "baby's momma," is a fine looking Native American born 7/11/1975 who scored an "82%, Domestic Bliss But Don't Let It Bore You to Tears" for romance and a 45% for friendship (a good gauge for long-term companionship).  This made perfect sense to Troy, who said she's amazing but he has a law degree and has issues staying with her because "she isn't as interested in advancing herself" as he is
• The second one is a very attractive white woman born 10/10/62 who has been in his life for the long haul, letting him crash at her place no matter what. Low and behold, this one scored highest "88%, Call the PDA Police" for romance and a 96% for friendship
• The third one is a woman from Belize born 11/13/69 who he's curious about right now but Troy says it's too good to be true, adding "she's lying in wait to pounce." Well she came up as an "80%, Is That a Magnet In Your Pants" for romance but only a 19% for friendship with the title "On Life Support"
• The final one is a "drop-dead gorgeous Philippino woman" born 4/22/78 who Troy is hot and heavy with right now. And Moonit delivered on that "85%, Giving Fabio a Run For His Money" with a "56%; Habla Ingles?" reading for friendship.

Looks like Troy has a high-priced problem on his hands with all these beautiful and very compatible women. After getting his Moonit assessments, Troy decided to throw in the towel on the first one, keep the second one in his life long-term, keep a watchful eye on the third one and have a little bit more fun with the last one. And he's now officially a Moonit user for life; check out the end of our convo with him on our Facebook fan page "Troy Hearts Moonit" and become a fan yourself!